What is a true friend? This question has been asked thousands of times already and we grew tired of trying to come up with cheesy answers. So instead of asking this, let's define something better instead.

What is a true enemy?

A true enemy is someone who:

• thinks of you every minute of every day with deep-seated anger
• is thoughtful enough to go out of their way just to pull you down - even at the smallest opportunities they can find
• stays patiently, prowling like a stealthy predator, waiting for you to expose your weakness
• always tells the truth when it comes to your secrets or any other information that can cause damage
• doesn't stab you at the back, and instead stabs you at your sides and sometimes at your front so that they can see your pain
• never lets go of your hand until all of its bones are broken

There are many other ways to define a true enemy. The bestest enemies you can have are those that are humble enough to make you believe that they are not your enemy - those are the ones worth keeping.