I don't feel like going to work today. I just feel like eating, sleeping and wasting my life away.

I've got a splinter on my left foot thats buried too deep. I don't want to remove 'cause it hurts like hell when I try to.

Some weird insect bit the base of my right toe causing it to swell to the point where my nerves are not functioning right anymore.

My back hurts everytime I sleep. Its my fault it does since I was already diagnosed with dextroscoliosis and I haven't done anything yet to treat it.

Work is piling up at the office... again.

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I wonder why people tell me I'm cranky.